oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Randomize
