A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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