I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Randomize
