I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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