it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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