why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
But theres a keg here and me gusta
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
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