Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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