Me too!
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
