Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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