we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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