my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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