it wasn't lemon gatorade
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Randomize
