I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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