The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
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