I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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