found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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