So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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