Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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