Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Randomize
