I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Randomize
