i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Randomize
