Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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