Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I understand Curling. That high.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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