god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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