He uses pillows to masturbate.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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