We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i just had sex bonerless
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
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