so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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