Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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