that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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