We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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