I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Just high enough for therapy.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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