Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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