I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
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