Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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