I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
