At least make sure they are 18
Why
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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