why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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