is your mom at the bar?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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