People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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