I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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