Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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