U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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