Im at strip club and am horny
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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