So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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