butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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