Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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