Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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