why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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