Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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