the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I want her autograph on my taint
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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