oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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