I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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