I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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