idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
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